baby gloria

introducing my baby hamster .....

She's Gloria Lau and she's just 5 months old. Gloria stays in a habitual orangie cage in the living room of 3-8, Pangsapuri Seri Permata together with 3 rascals. Her papa is Kf Lau. The other 2 boys pay less attention to her as if Gloria was another insignificant bug like her lil owner. I bought Gloria from Perry in Jonker street. I had fallen in love with her once i saw her golden fur. She had a mate by the name of Moto Moto but that mammal ran away that awful night. We were still uncertain how moto moto could escape from his cage. I bet that he had became a sumptous dinner for the kitty cat downstairs. As if that was not enough, i was so dishearten to realize that Gloria had a maldeveloped hind leg. She was a three legged hamster. Kf had wanted to throw her away for she was not able to

exercise on the habitual spinning wheel. we had no hopes on her to give us babies too for she was a HKU ( Hamster Kurang Upaya ). I was determined to provide a home for that monoplegic HKU of mine.

thanks to the physiotherapy provided by the habitual spinning wheel. my baby gloria is able to use her maldeveloped hind leg. day by day passes by and she's capable of climbing up the connectors to the first floor of her mansion. then, kf lau decided to buy another male hamster from perry and we named him Melman Lau. Melman is not good looking at all. He looks like the normal kitchen rat that makes most mommies scream at home. he was dark and ugly.

Gloria and Melman had 5 children. Gloria had swallowed 3 of her babies. I don't know why do hamsters stepped on their own babies and then swallow them. To my horror, i had seen gloria chewing on her cyanosed baby. arghh...... This is extreme craziness! we seperated melman so that gloria could take care of the remaining babies. she was a good mother. she breast fed them and cuddle them to sleep.

kf sold the babies after one month for RM 20. we had used that money for a movie in MBO. I don't know whether Gloria is upset but she has turned psycho. we put melman in her mansion again, hoping that they will make more babies. Unfortunately, Gloria was having a severe psy problem. she started attacking melman just like somebody who is running amok. She had bitten melman incessantly right over his genitals. Gloria attacked no other areas except his genitals!!!! There are multiple haemorrhagic spots over his genitals now. Melman is deteriorating day by day. He's not feeding well and look emaciated. I think he's going to knock on heaven's door soon. sob.

Ck tan saw the similarities between Gloria and Girls. He was telling us that..... ' hamsters are just like girls. before marriage, they are so sweet. they become nasty after marriage'. I don't know how true is his theory but women tend to become irritable easily due to hormonal imbalance. I have learnt to stay away from a gf of mine whenever she has PMS. She's super nasty during those difficult moments. haha... i guess only kf know who is this nasty girl :)

the most difficult woman

i was merely sneering at her this morning. i just can't help but to utter that scornful facial expression. she was requesting her group leader for the schedule although he was forbidden to do so. it was SDL for her group yesterday but she was making a big fuss over it, simply because she could have just 'pont' that morning class. she was confronting her group leader this morning, demanding for the schedule again. she was a replica of giant in doraemon at that moment. i just can't stand her attitude. can't she digest simple instructions like ' no students are allowed to see/keep the time table? ' trust me....she would do anything just to get a copy of the schedule. there she was being lame again. 'oh, i need the schedule because i don't know how to spell Dr Shind's, Dr G's, Dr MM's and Dr T's names'. one of my classmates was indeed nice enough to spell those names to her and she was being that difficult woman again. 'you think i am so stupid is it? '

gosh!! i don't want to talk bad about anybody but if you were to ask somebody for a helping hand, shouldn't you be nice to that particular person?

girls spend more??!!

a sense of monotonous melanchony was hovering us like dark heavy clouds which were about to pour. it all started when our lil feet inched nearer to the porch. there was BGH 4557, the car owner was using all his energy to carry his gf's luggages. oh my!! they are going home and here i was stranded for the long weekend in this so-called historical city. our gazes met instantaneously. the similar question seemed to struck our lil brains. so, what are we going to do to kill time? he was bad in planning an itinerary. he suggested to have a romantic dinner in THE ROCK JETTY and requested me to fit my lil feet into a pair of high heels. To our dismay, THE ROCK had closed down. thus, we had decided to satisfy our taste buds by trying thai food in THE KING AND I.

We ordered pandan chicken, asparagus with prawn and green curry chicken. The food was bad and we had decided to ban the place. the chicken was too fatty and the chicken skin was still stuck to that fleshy meat. yucks!! i wonder how some homosapiens favor chicken skin. i believe that they must have bad tastes. the asparagus was nice but the gravy was too sweet. hey! i don't want to die of complications of diabetes mellitus ok?!!

it was a fine saturday morning when i woke up. then, CLKW was busy dragging us along for a one day trip to KUALA LUMPUR. no matter how much i dreaded to visit low yat, i was reluctant to say 'NO' once i saw those desperado eyes of kf. CLKW was trying his best to manouerve his camry at the speed of 80 km/hour. mind you......... that's the speed that i used to drive in ipoh town. haiz..... most of the heavy trucks have to over take him. sad rite?

Plaza Low Yat!! you might suffer from bronchogenic carcinoma once you become a frequent visitor. all the men were busy puffing off their cigarettes as if it was fresh oxygen. gosh!! i joined a mysterious gift game in a canon shop. you just need to answer some questions to get a mysterious gift. well, the cute DJ was busy probing some answers from me while kf was merely fixing his gaze onto a canon DSLR camera. I was more interested with the DJ rather than the camera.. OOops... afterall, its just a gadget used to snap pictures .

DJ : are you guys married??

Princess : oh yes! we got married last year. wink wink

DJ : so, where did you guys go for honeymoon?

Princess : we went to hong kong last year for a 3days 2 night trip.

DJ : when is junior coming out??

Princess : oh... not so soon.

see.......... i am always good in telling lies and i got the gift. i was in awe when CLKW told me that the mic was loud. everybody was looking at me. Ok OK... i am blushing now but i had fun being an attention seeker for that momento. blek.

what have we bought in KL that day?

CALVIN LAU KUOK WEI

item 1 : a computer fan that cost RM224. it looked like a car engine to me. well, it was huge.

item 2 : a pair of shoes from crocs that cost him RM 139

item 3 : cheesy food in TGIF for RM 40

total : RM 403

LAU KAR FOO

after suffering from a severe state of ambivalence and obtaining approval from his elder siblings

item 1 : a DSLR canon camera EOS 450 D for RM 2699 and he gets a bag and a tripod for free

item 2 : a battery grip for his camera. Ok...you can insert 6 AA baterries into that sophisticated camera once u use this battery grip. well, the salesman was saying that the battery grip is suitable for those who go camping. duh.... obviously you can't charge ur camera in a jungle. there i was staring at kf's eyes again. he was again fixing his gaze to that battery grip. he was not blinking at all!!!!! but, how often he goes for camping? he was not even a scout! i bet he can't set up his own tent and light a fire. this is just being ridiculous again. OK OK... that grip cost another RM 399 (50% discount kononnya)

item 3 : a lens filter that is capable of filtering DUST!!! as if lar that camera has allergic rhinitis. that cost another RM 100

total : RM 3198

LAZY LIL PRINCESS

item 1 : a plate of mihun goreng that cost RM 6.50 in Low Yat

item 2 : a packet of famous amos that cost only RM 7.70

total : RM 14.20

so, who says that girls spend more huh? look at these lucky boys.

we saw Dr Shind and gigantic Dr CBH in KL. trust me, they don't look like docs at all. they were like uncles with big tummies if you had not known them. then, i came back to my senses. docs are human too. i believe that most of my XYs friends have big tummies now.

cheesy chocos

another week has passed by and i had became wiser. how relieved i was that O&G EPT is finally over and i will be saying hello to the female version of Prof MV. Hmm... this female version of MV is shorter than me (oh!! i am so proud of being me now..... simply because somebody is shorter than me. wink wink ) CK said that Dr MM laughed like a witch. so, if i am afraid of her.... i wonder how do kids stand her. Ok, i pity those kiddos now. i can't imagine her holding a toy in her hand and trying her best to build a rapport with those lil gullible children.

hmm.... just a recap on what happened last week. Sweet tasha gave me a packet of cheesy white chocos while i was still snoring underneath my pinkish comforter. let's hope that my pillowcase was not drenched with those secretions from the angle of my mouth. eueekss.. i discovered those chocos when i stepped out of my room for dinner. i was so happy to receive chocos although it was not val's day or friendship day. hehe... thanks tasha!! i love you :p so, what happened to those chocos? not to mention how hard kf was eyeing on them. i bet that he was drooling over my chocos. syarhan saw my chocos and popped in one of them too. then, there he was.... 'manis sangat lar. i donno why girls love to eat sweet stuffs. you know... you can get diabetes!'

so, if you had consumed cheesy stuffs.... you will gain weight??!! a close friend of mine, CLKW had always crave for cheese and he had gain some weight too. ohh too bad!! i am not going to believe this myth. i had the opportunity to weigh and measure my height during the weekend in dataran pahlawan. there's a new weighing machine outside the ladies. all you need to do is to feed 40 cents to that sophisticated machine and you'll get your measurements printed on a paper.

Look!! i am 157.5 cm tall and weigh just 46 kg. i don't think that by being 157.5cm is short for a cute lil chinese fair skin girl like me. at least, i don't have to fall into the category of high risk pregnancy. being 46kg means that i can donate blood too. ya ya.... i am proud of being me again.

i shall donate blood one day................one day.

believe it or not?

strange things have been happening in the campus. you better believe it because it is really scary. it is indeed not surprising at all if you had wet your pants while you were there all alone by yourself. yes, i am refering to that particular lamp post which is situated in front of the garbage dump, at the far end of the staff's quarters. this tragic incident normally occurs between 1130pm to 12 midnight when it becomes spooky dark. Not many students will realise that this lamp post could be haunted. only those special kiasuness people who kill their time by becoming a bookworm in the library will have that sharp vision of an eagle's eye.

caption : this is the lamp post when nobody is around at 12 midnight. Look... it's dark. the bulb must have been burnt in the chronic process of providing endless electricity whenever the night creeps in.


caption : this is one of the hardworking students who had just done her studies in the library. don't ask me what is her name. i don't know her well. she was on her way home to her sweet pinkish room when she noticed that the street was unusually dark. a step nearer to the lamp post made her heart jumps into the state of severe palpitations and tachycardia. there it was... the lamp post was functioning well again. it was as if guiding her the way to her room. it was flickering so profusely, thus indicating that the college has not been paying to the TNB. after taking approximately ten baby steps, the lamp post was dark again. maybe it has a soul within it that controls the bulb
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mind you........... this is not the first night that this lil girl had experienced this strange experience. it had been there for the past one week. when she finally reaches her room at the top most floor of the girl's hostel, she noticed that there was another spot of dry blood right in front of her room. so, is the campus haunted? D says that there are no ghost. But i have seen 3. I think its time to go to the temple to get some talisman to stick in my room... arghh