salt and sugar

sugar was trying her best to mingle with salty. well, the differences may not be obvious to the myopic eye. my blur field of vision made it almost impossible for me to see the true colours in them. i went to med school for few years and got to know that both salt and sugar is bad. salt causes hypertension and sugar causes diabetes. so, when salt and sugar blend together.... it is the worst of all shit!! simply because you can get multiorgan complications. sugar is worst than salt. we all fell for her because she's sweet. it made you wanting her more and in the end, all you get is the pain of being alone and the heart weeps in pain. next... you could see sugar luring more and more innocent myopic young adults into her trap. i do pity them but not this time. because the soon to be victim is the salt which doesn't even taste good at all.

lingerie shop

he hid the present in his car, expecting me to notice it. but, i didn't. he gave it to me when we reached the hostel small gate. i was delighted once i saw the plastic bag. wow!!! its from young hearts!!! i knew what it was. it's the pinkish tweety bird bathing robe that i had set my eyes on during the weekends. 'thank you bau bei!!! ' and i gave a peck on his cheek.

Look!! its not easy for a guy to buy something from a lingerie shop. just imagine how many pair of eyes would be staring at him. i would do so to if i see a guy walking into a lingerie shop ALONE! he must be a transexual or some thailand ah kua to be close those lacy bras. i must praise KF for that courage! applause applause :p

me....not stingy?

I was born on 5 June 1984, Tuesday.

POSITIVE : Her speech is soft and a good entertainer . Good at keeping secret, only certain person can know the secret she's keeping. Her decision not tough and easily influence by others. In financial matters, she's good at savings, not stingy. Hardworking, responsible, like to be praise but need guidance and supervising in many aspect.

NEGATIVE : Like to blame others for any mistake, and have potential to become insincere. When she didn't like a person she will caused trouble, stubborn. Give up easily and always depend on others. Always trapped in tough decisions.

i need to pay him to go for dinner with me!!

i was trying really hard to focus but it was to no avail. my lil tummy was growling so badly until i could feel the burning sensation within it. it was a nice sunday with my boyfriend feeding me with more and more false hopes. 'bi, i am going to cook you sambal prawn during the weekends ok'. his sentence was still ringing in my ears. it was like a soothing melodious music that keeps on playing. sunday comes by and he was then telling me..... 'bi, do u know that i have to spend more time and money when i cook?' see how great my boyfriend is as a liar? for those who have done his quiz in facebook, you will definately stand firm by my side.

i suggested shopping in dataran pahlawan because that extreme laziness was multiplying inside me again! it was supposed to be a shopping day but we ended up satisfying our pitiful shrunken tummy in restaurant tong heng. he wanted to show off his not-so-good mandarin and i gave him the honour to order our food. since i had promised to treat him dinner (provided that he accompanies me to eat), i had no choice but to let him choose the dishes! that was so silly of me. he chose the most expensive of all bihun as the main dish. it costs us RM 20. i have to pay my boyfriend to eat dinner with me. how pathetic right?

look! this is the bihun. don't ask me why it is so expensive. if you are observant enough, you will realize that it comes with a dismantled big prawn. in fact, this is the biggest prawn that i have ever had in malacca. it was fresh. i don't think that it is really chopstick-licking good but kf had actually licked until the bowl was sparkling clean!!! gosh!!!





next, we ordered the seafood fried rice and veg.


the moral of the story.... don't ever think of getting kf to choose the dishes!
i am totally broke now... sob... going to depend on my oats tom :(

to make kf

to make kf...

here are the ingredients....

3A's = kf

1st A = princess anne. i have to admit that the first A forms 90% of kf. she needs the highest of all investments, maintenance, love and care. so, planning to get another replacement?

2nd A = apple i phone without 3G and bluetooth. sorry cafu.. i know your phone is sucky but i don't tell lies because i hate you calling me...liar! liar! panties on fire! wink wink

3rd A = toyato altis. its a really nice babe provided that it is not infestated by flying baby cockroaches. the beauty of altis? i don't need extra pillows to get that extra height when i drive.

f off

i just hate people for taking my stuffs without my permission!!!
so what if you have gotten permission from my bf?
those are my stuffs!! not his!! he has no rights to give them away !!
you had just shattered the trust that i have been cultivating so meticulously in you by doing so!!!!
i've learnt my lesson!! i'll keep my stuffs all by myself!!
not going to trust anybody anymore for that just prove how stupid and gullible i am!!
i need to learn how to survive in this devilish world where the most selfish of all mankind dominates!!!

SO, just FUCKED OFF!!!!
please learn how to ask permission next time.
my bf is my bf!! i am me!!
i maybe tiny but i am not that insignificant!!!

our 7th anniversary

it's our 7th anniversary!! He suggested italian food in Olio. I wore my bareback silky white dress from 18eighty and i just loved it so much. it looked really nice on my newly tanned skin. i had inevitably faked that cornea of mine. i wore the alluring freshkon contact lenses, just to have that pretty, big, bright eyes. the double lid stickers made it easier for eye shadows. He bought me a new pair of heels to match my white dress. that's why i call him my ATM machine :p

Olio was magnificent. He gave me the honour to order food for the night. i must have been so shallow for i couldn't comprehend most of the words printed in the menu. Well, since italians are famous for their pasta and pizza, i've decided to order both just to satisfy our taste buds. hmm, i ordered the zuppa funghi soup as appetizer. Had always wanted to know how different italian mushroom soups are from the others. owh......so dissapointed!! not much difference and that costs us RM 13.50

next, i've chosen pizza fruiti di mare. it comes with mozarella, seafood and tomato sauce. there goes my vow on dieting. wait... i don't remember tasting any seafood from that piece of bread now. did we just got conned again? He finished most of 12 inches pizza all by himself. i had one slice. Sabah calvin got two slices :p

how did i choose the pasta? i saw the famous spaghetti bolognese and i had tasted too many of them. cafu used to cook them almost every month. there was fettucine but i was never a fan of fettucine. so i go for the pasta with the longest name in the menu. Linguine Al Pesto Con Gamberoni (Linguine with Basil Pesto and Seared Prawns) . i don't even know how to pronounce this pasta correctly. i was merely pointing at the menu when the waiter took the orders. 'err... just give me one of this' :p Kf hated this pasta so much for it tasted like blended spinach. he was complaining that i had entirely forgotten that he hated spinach. haiz... but if you had looked clearly in the menu, they did not state anything about spinaches!!! it was really delicious although it looked so gross. yummy!!

he bought me a present from lovely lace which cost RM 70. i can now hang my collection of earings, bracelets, necklaces and watches on that bridal doll now. love it so much bau bei!!! thanks!

so, are we going to celebrate anniversary together next year? i hope you won't be too busy probing vaginas in the delivery suite until you totally forgotten bout me. there goes 7 years from the day i knew you in lower six science 3, st michaels ipoh. you were sitting behind me and i was the one who initiated the conversation for you were such a shy boy!! now, what happened to you? you go around disturbing other girls and all. aiks!! nvm...still love you. muacks!!

happy anniversary bue!!!!