durianzz

my bloated tummy was being naughty again. It was growling so pitifully that it needs to be fed. It was begging me for a hot bowl of nabeyaki udon. Then, Eric was my saviour! He invited us for a durian feast in CK's house. A whiff of that durianic perfume would have send shivers to some angmos. well, i guess durians must have smelt like malenic stools to them. i do pity you angmos!! you could never satisfy your taste buds with that seed licking good fruit. Even my cousin's dog, peanut loves durian. we treat the durian as our king. oops... sorry KING. i know you just had your birthday last week. so do i. don't be mad at princess ok?

they bought the durians on the way back from muar hospital from a malay uncle. his stall is known as THE OK MAN DURIAN STALL.

we were lucky enough to have our durians sent to bukit baru by a pseudo-lamboghini. the car is now infestated by ants. i saw andrew washing his car so vigorously this evening, draining all the energy from him. well, i guess he would never buy us durians anymore after this bad experience. lol.

well, just a note on some bitch that have is trying her best to mess up with me. it is not related to my faithful loyalty to durians. but, she's still a BITCH, so bitchy that she couldn't mind her own business but to step her stinky, blister foot on mine. FUCK OFF LAR!!! stop showing me your innocent face! do u know that your innocent face is so pathetic and horrible that even the devil feels like porking his big fork into your eyes just to scoop them out? such a real CB!!!