last week of school

phew!! it is the last week of senior clerkship. let's hope so.

monday 2oth july

i was being lazy again. i was supposed to stay in muar surgical ward until 9pm but that devil had taken the lead in his squeky clean brainwashing. it was telling me to leave that stuffy ward ASAP and have a nice nap in my pinkish room. it was a horror to meet prof MV in the girl's hostel. kantoi!!! i'm so sorry grandpa MV. i know that you wanted to mould me into a good breast surgeon like you do but i am just so not into boobs. i prefer scrotal swellings. wicked smile

tuesday 21st july

we had lunch in our favourite wan tan mee stall, discussing some evil plans. Since everybody had left muar, why should we stayed back and cover up their asses? we had decided to go to the surgical OPD, say hi to prof MV and make him noticed that only 4 of us stayed back. lol... what a brilliant idea! But, we are nice people. we are not going to drag our buddies to hell. Didi dumped us in Muar!!! finally! she revealed her true colors.

collected my estee lauder 10R picture!! but bad cafu had confiscated it. he wanted to hang my pic in his room.

wednesday 22nd july

sweet calvin sent us to muar. it'll be my last muar trip in BJL 4688. that camry had served us well. it had faithfully brought us up the hill for that short dose of excitement in poker. now, it has reached the phrase of retirement. it is going back to its long lost island. 5 of us cramped into calvin's camry today. skinny leow, cafu, SK, Didi and me!!! my left gluteal fat was merely dangling in the air during that 45 minutes journey.

thursday 23rd july

we had some photography session in muar hospital

bau bei and me

the girls who are staying in the 4th floor of girl's hostel

in cafu's altis

my lovely bau bei injected my 2nd dose of cervarix vaccine.... trust me.. it was less painful than the first dose.

where is the love?

we were shoving down flavored rice in one of our favourite hide-out place when my eyes caught the most unpleasant sight of a middle aged guy. He was throwing a big piece of stone at a dog which was approximately 1metre away from him. he was such an evil person. he could have chosen a smaller stone but he did not. he took the biggest one instead. mind you....the dog was not harming him at all. it was just trying to find its way back home just like how an uncle with alzheimers would do. how pitiful... i knew that the dog was lost, judging from the red doggie tag that was hung around his neck. every dog who has a lovely home has a licence and that means that he is not a stray dog which can transmit that horrible, hydrophobic rabies virus to you. Dogs have their own vaccination cards too. They are well vaccinated against rabies, coronaviruses and poxviruses just to protect themselves and their owners.

what happens if someone throws a stone at you? it must be extremely painful to suffer from that sudden impact!! now, why hurt another god's creation? where is the love for animals?

i still remember vividly what happened to my nicky dog when he went running loose just a year ago. an old haggard man kept kicking my nicky dog at his abdomen. That man has a dog and how could he hurt other people's dog just like that? i hate people who has no love for dogs! SHAME ON YOU!!!! don't you know that dogs are man's best friend? that just shows how shallow, immoral and imbecile you are!!

thank God, nicky has a chip that is implanted into his long doggie ears. we can trace him down whenever he goes roaming about in the neighbourhood. muacks!! i love you nicky boy!!

my malay note

I had so much of a problem drafting this note in the sophisticated malay language but i believed that it has been beautifully written. applause applause.



Tuan,
Permohonan untuk ditempatkan di hospital yang sama

Berhubung dengan perkara di atas, saya, Cafu ( no IC ) ingin ditempatkan di hospital yang sama dengan teman wanita saya, Lazy lil Princess ( no IC ).

Budi baik Tuan akan disanjung selama-lamanya.

Sekian, terima kasih.

Yang benar,


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(Cafu)


oops.. sorry cafu. I am not going to deliver this note under my name because they will think that i am so desperate to be with you 24/7. so better to put your name instead of mine. haha.... what a smart choice!! i am killing two birds with a stone. first and foremost, i get to save my face and 2nd ... i get to chain you up. lol

The 5 stages of a female's life

the 5 stages of a female's life :

1) TO GROW UP

2) TO FILL OUT

3) TO SLIM DOWN

4) TO HOLD IT IN

AND

5) TO HELL WITH IT

my virgin nicky boy

i melted when he told me that this is our future house....

but, i still love my house where my parents and my lil baby bro shower me with endless love. besides, nicky boy is always there to listen to my lame jokes. yes!! i know i sounded crazy but i do talk to my dog most of the time. i love to see him wagging his bushy tail whenever i invite him for a morning walk up the hill. that's the most perfect false hope because i have never bring him out. lol.... he'll end up dragging me up the hill. It is indeed a white lie that i keep telling my nicky boy just to keep his mood elated. Do not underestimate his bushy tail. it hurts when it smack you on the rounded buttocks. ouch!!!

Look!! nicky is a big boy now and he's still a virgin. lol

disgusted facies

he was showing that very disgusted face today simply because a girl who's slow in catching up tries to blend into their clan. she was like a cocoon retreating into her own shell when IG described that ugly face to her. being slow, she's never reactive to her surroundings. this lil petite lady has never been good in reading facial expressions. she had always known who are her good weathered friends but she silently hoped that they will support her through the thick and thins, to hold her delicate hands and to survive the torrentious, crashing waves together. true to its contrary, life is never perfect and the fittest shall survive. no matter how hard she tried to improve her skills, she's still another hopeless alien, begging for an acceptance. she has been thrown with countless, constant smirks that stirred a portion of sadness within her. Another guy who thinks that he's the most superior among all and how different he is from the rest of us would just walked away whenever she's in his so-called territory. why would people deny the existence of this gullible girl who's trying to be nice to everybody?

she tried to correct some mistakes that this superior guy had made a couple of days ago, unfortunately it must have fallen onto deaf ears. well, his brain must have been a very amazing one for it could not accept facts from a lil girl who's never good. all in all... she may not be perfect, but she knows her stuffs well. she tried to be humble but she has learnt well now.

why waste time on selfish people who doesn't even bother whether you exist in the first place? why waste time on people who doesn't even want to share things with you? why waste time on people who doesn't even want to be friends with you?

birds of the same kind flock together..... i am not going to dream of being accepted into your selfish, evil group for i am special in my own ways.

-the end-

arghh phones again!!!!

while we were waiting for our mediterranean pizza, he suggested a one day trip to KL. I was reluctant to go because i knew that we would be saying hello to low yatt again. Trust me.....he is fed up with his iphone. he has been feeding my eardrums with phone infos for the past 3 days. i am never an avid fan of phones. i was merely pretending to be interested. he was babbling about how solid htc phones are, how horrible the new nokia phone is and the 3 different types of iphones in the market. err.....who cares !! i am tying my best to deny him from his toys!! evil rite?