i'm a happy girl

it was the end of my bedside exam and i had resumed my role of gossiping. hehe.... well, gossiping keeps the mind active and promises a better health. at least, you will be burning up those chubby buccal fat that had incessantly keep that lil face puffy and pinchable. when i was young, i would be sitting on my daddy's lap and there he was... busy pinching my face as if it was made out of plastercine. he would mould my face into various shapes, calling me bebe, didi, tortor, chichi, shum shum, shang shang, kuai kuai... owh... now that his lil princess has grown up, he has stopped pinching my face. i guess that the amount of buccal fat had reduced significantly from the vigorous gossiping activity that had never fail to paint my day colorful. My daddy had lost interest in my cheeks once those buccal fat diminishes.

it was post-EPT and i had satisfied my taste buds by gulping down a gigantic gourmet pie, served with steaming hot mushroom soup. i must had eaten so voraciously like a glutton for i could feel that my throat was crying in pain secondary to the effect of the boiling-hot soup. i knew that some customers would be eyeing on me and commenting on how bad this young lady behaves whenever she eats. But... i couldn't be bothered because kf was not there and my poor lil tummy was growling so profusely in hunger. i had always practised good table manners whenever i dine with him. i came out with a brilliant idea once i tamed that hunger in me. i'm going to the paeds ward and i'm going to deliver a slice of expresso cheese cake to my caffeine addicted kf who had to do night postings. i don't know how does the expresso cheesy cake taste like but since he's caffeine addicted...... it must be the best choice.

i headed towards the paeds ward in my short pants. there i was.... calling my kf to meet me by the lift.

princess: bau bei, can you meet me by the lift? i am in the hospital
kf : what are you doing in the hosp? why must you come to the hospital?
princess: just come out now before Dr Shind comes. please
kf : Ok

owh... then i saw him in his well-pressed lab coat. he looked so smart with that stet on his broad shoulders. suddenly, i felt a surge of happiness in me. i had loved this boy (oops... a grown up man now) for 8 years... wow...a lot of my buddies had been asking me the same old question. when are you guys going to get married? oops... that's a tough question. first of all, he has never proposed to me yet and i am still too young to get married. i'm just 24 and there are still so many things that i want to do. i don't want to end up becoming a primigravida so soon and stay in his house. i want to be close to my daddy, mommy, kel kel, nicky and tigger. lol

he had that happiest smile being plastered on his face that night. deep down, i knew that he was happy that i sent him a cake although it was not delicious. the cheese was too thick. So pls don't waste RM 9 for a slice of espresso cheese.

kf : haha.... you acted as if my wife had came to visit me during my break.
princess : blushes...

i was then in the 4th floor of the girls' dorm. there, i met my CNN partner, ju.

ju : princess! you had not had your shower yet? you stinky bomb! you are practically stinking the whole 4th floor with your scent!!! (she was like my mom that nite, reminding me when to take my bath) so, you went to the hosp just to deliver a slice of cake to your boy boy? what about me? i stayed right opposite your room and i had nothing!!

princess : oops.... i'll get you one in 2 months time
ju : why 2 months?
princess : my birthday is coming!! yeah..... pls get ready with your presents. wink wink :p

P/s : we had tea with DR MM. owh.... it was a pin dropped silence tea. lol... i was merely avoiding her exophthalmos eyes. she wanted feedbacks from us. no matter what was the suggestion, she'll end up telling us that.... i think what the department has done is good. So, i don't think it was of any help since she would not digest any of our suggestions. lol

ignorance

i am proud to be a female. why? simply because boys are just so ignorant. i guess they must be borned insensitive. well, they don't seemed to understand their own body although they have been having that same old body for 24 years. Dr K was asking us what is the first sign of puberty in boys. Ok that was the question shoved to us two years ago in that stuffy breast feeding room in muar hospital. hmm... there we had different answers from those XYs. some said its the change of their melodious voices into deeper, horrible voices that sounded more like a frog!! one of them said it was the increase in the muscle bulk. there were a variety of wrong answers - sudden spurt in the height, getting more bushy hairs, hair start to grow in secluded areas, etc. sad to say none of the boys knew their first sign of puberty. but when the question was changed to the first sign of puberty in females, all of them uttered the same answer. 'its the development of the breast buds'. huhu.... look at how much attention they had on the magnificant hour glass female body. their first sign is the enlargement of the testicles. then, all of them were flabbergasted. one of them said..come on... how would we know when we don't examine them everyday? lol

we were in the nursery this morning. Dr G was asking skinny which testis is lower... the left or the right one. he was having severe thought block instantaneously, thinking hard. i bet he was visualising his organs to get the answer. i blurted out that the left testis is lower than the right one. Dr G was laughing. in fact all of us were laughing when Dr G said ...'how come a girl knows better although she doesn't have a testis?' See..... boys are just ignorant. don't expect them to understand the sophisticated female mind. they won't be able to do that. the higher hopes you have on them, the more broken is that fragile heart. blek

the door just would not open

the sorching sun was trying its best to tan my lovely skin. it was so humid. Shanty and i were heading back to our rooms for the endless supply of AC... when the angle of my right eye captured the vision of my best friend, 'miss tut ' sharing her umbrella with Dr So. Then Dr So made a funny remark... ' how come you girls are not using an umbrella? its so hot and you could get ur hair messy.' she was then fixing her bun that resembled marge simpson's hairstyle. in fact, she's a very nice, petite lady. i was late for her class that afternoon, busy snoring underneath my pinkish lil comforter again till it was ten past two. guess what?!! she said SORRY to me, although i was that late rascal. arghh... i did feel bad after that. i shouldn't have snored for that extra 10 minutes.

i inserted my key into the keyhole, turning it clockwise with all the energy that i had. but the lock just would not open. i could feel the fumes burning inside me. i knew that i was going to lose my temper at that point of time. my tiny feet was then making its way to the hostel security guards. i lodged a complain and went for shopping till 830 pm. mind you ... it was exactly 3 pm when i lodged the complain and nobody actually attended to me. i was so frustrated and was merely cursing the guards when i fail to enter my room that night.

i went down to fire the guards again..... 'where am i going to sleep tonight? how am i going to go to hospital tom without my coat? ' well, they couldn't do much besides apologizing. ' i am so sorry. you will have to wait for the service master to come at 8 am tom to open up your door.'
thank god, Dr L had the master key to my room.

nothing was done to my door the next morning too. to make matters worst.... i could not use my card to enter the hostel. ASSESS DENIED was printed in that beepy machine. then the guards were painting my day blue again.... 'oh girl, u tak bayar hostel fee lar.. sebab itu tak boleh masuk!' this is just so ridiculous. they expect us to pay the fees without sending a bill to our homes! the semester has not come to an end yet and they are demanding for fees. i am so sick and tired of the campus.

now.... what happened to my room door? i had to see the warden twice just to get the service master to my room. 'oh girl, the service master is in the boy's hostel. can u lock ur door? i will make sure he fix it by today'. so what! if i can lock my door means she's not going to send the service master ?!! when i was closing the warden's door, i heard her asking her colleague... 'anything to be done in the boy's hostel?' come on lar aunty warden...... you were just lying to an innocent girl like me. i bet you did not know the whereabouts of the service master. otherwise, why would you be asking that question to ur colleague?! all in all... this is just another money sucking college which had the worst system of all.

baby gloria

introducing my baby hamster .....

She's Gloria Lau and she's just 5 months old. Gloria stays in a habitual orangie cage in the living room of 3-8, Pangsapuri Seri Permata together with 3 rascals. Her papa is Kf Lau. The other 2 boys pay less attention to her as if Gloria was another insignificant bug like her lil owner. I bought Gloria from Perry in Jonker street. I had fallen in love with her once i saw her golden fur. She had a mate by the name of Moto Moto but that mammal ran away that awful night. We were still uncertain how moto moto could escape from his cage. I bet that he had became a sumptous dinner for the kitty cat downstairs. As if that was not enough, i was so dishearten to realize that Gloria had a maldeveloped hind leg. She was a three legged hamster. Kf had wanted to throw her away for she was not able to

exercise on the habitual spinning wheel. we had no hopes on her to give us babies too for she was a HKU ( Hamster Kurang Upaya ). I was determined to provide a home for that monoplegic HKU of mine.

thanks to the physiotherapy provided by the habitual spinning wheel. my baby gloria is able to use her maldeveloped hind leg. day by day passes by and she's capable of climbing up the connectors to the first floor of her mansion. then, kf lau decided to buy another male hamster from perry and we named him Melman Lau. Melman is not good looking at all. He looks like the normal kitchen rat that makes most mommies scream at home. he was dark and ugly.

Gloria and Melman had 5 children. Gloria had swallowed 3 of her babies. I don't know why do hamsters stepped on their own babies and then swallow them. To my horror, i had seen gloria chewing on her cyanosed baby. arghh...... This is extreme craziness! we seperated melman so that gloria could take care of the remaining babies. she was a good mother. she breast fed them and cuddle them to sleep.

kf sold the babies after one month for RM 20. we had used that money for a movie in MBO. I don't know whether Gloria is upset but she has turned psycho. we put melman in her mansion again, hoping that they will make more babies. Unfortunately, Gloria was having a severe psy problem. she started attacking melman just like somebody who is running amok. She had bitten melman incessantly right over his genitals. Gloria attacked no other areas except his genitals!!!! There are multiple haemorrhagic spots over his genitals now. Melman is deteriorating day by day. He's not feeding well and look emaciated. I think he's going to knock on heaven's door soon. sob.

Ck tan saw the similarities between Gloria and Girls. He was telling us that..... ' hamsters are just like girls. before marriage, they are so sweet. they become nasty after marriage'. I don't know how true is his theory but women tend to become irritable easily due to hormonal imbalance. I have learnt to stay away from a gf of mine whenever she has PMS. She's super nasty during those difficult moments. haha... i guess only kf know who is this nasty girl :)

the most difficult woman

i was merely sneering at her this morning. i just can't help but to utter that scornful facial expression. she was requesting her group leader for the schedule although he was forbidden to do so. it was SDL for her group yesterday but she was making a big fuss over it, simply because she could have just 'pont' that morning class. she was confronting her group leader this morning, demanding for the schedule again. she was a replica of giant in doraemon at that moment. i just can't stand her attitude. can't she digest simple instructions like ' no students are allowed to see/keep the time table? ' trust me....she would do anything just to get a copy of the schedule. there she was being lame again. 'oh, i need the schedule because i don't know how to spell Dr Shind's, Dr G's, Dr MM's and Dr T's names'. one of my classmates was indeed nice enough to spell those names to her and she was being that difficult woman again. 'you think i am so stupid is it? '

gosh!! i don't want to talk bad about anybody but if you were to ask somebody for a helping hand, shouldn't you be nice to that particular person?

girls spend more??!!

a sense of monotonous melanchony was hovering us like dark heavy clouds which were about to pour. it all started when our lil feet inched nearer to the porch. there was BGH 4557, the car owner was using all his energy to carry his gf's luggages. oh my!! they are going home and here i was stranded for the long weekend in this so-called historical city. our gazes met instantaneously. the similar question seemed to struck our lil brains. so, what are we going to do to kill time? he was bad in planning an itinerary. he suggested to have a romantic dinner in THE ROCK JETTY and requested me to fit my lil feet into a pair of high heels. To our dismay, THE ROCK had closed down. thus, we had decided to satisfy our taste buds by trying thai food in THE KING AND I.

We ordered pandan chicken, asparagus with prawn and green curry chicken. The food was bad and we had decided to ban the place. the chicken was too fatty and the chicken skin was still stuck to that fleshy meat. yucks!! i wonder how some homosapiens favor chicken skin. i believe that they must have bad tastes. the asparagus was nice but the gravy was too sweet. hey! i don't want to die of complications of diabetes mellitus ok?!!

it was a fine saturday morning when i woke up. then, CLKW was busy dragging us along for a one day trip to KUALA LUMPUR. no matter how much i dreaded to visit low yat, i was reluctant to say 'NO' once i saw those desperado eyes of kf. CLKW was trying his best to manouerve his camry at the speed of 80 km/hour. mind you......... that's the speed that i used to drive in ipoh town. haiz..... most of the heavy trucks have to over take him. sad rite?

Plaza Low Yat!! you might suffer from bronchogenic carcinoma once you become a frequent visitor. all the men were busy puffing off their cigarettes as if it was fresh oxygen. gosh!! i joined a mysterious gift game in a canon shop. you just need to answer some questions to get a mysterious gift. well, the cute DJ was busy probing some answers from me while kf was merely fixing his gaze onto a canon DSLR camera. I was more interested with the DJ rather than the camera.. OOops... afterall, its just a gadget used to snap pictures .

DJ : are you guys married??

Princess : oh yes! we got married last year. wink wink

DJ : so, where did you guys go for honeymoon?

Princess : we went to hong kong last year for a 3days 2 night trip.

DJ : when is junior coming out??

Princess : oh... not so soon.

see.......... i am always good in telling lies and i got the gift. i was in awe when CLKW told me that the mic was loud. everybody was looking at me. Ok OK... i am blushing now but i had fun being an attention seeker for that momento. blek.

what have we bought in KL that day?

CALVIN LAU KUOK WEI

item 1 : a computer fan that cost RM224. it looked like a car engine to me. well, it was huge.

item 2 : a pair of shoes from crocs that cost him RM 139

item 3 : cheesy food in TGIF for RM 40

total : RM 403

LAU KAR FOO

after suffering from a severe state of ambivalence and obtaining approval from his elder siblings

item 1 : a DSLR canon camera EOS 450 D for RM 2699 and he gets a bag and a tripod for free

item 2 : a battery grip for his camera. Ok...you can insert 6 AA baterries into that sophisticated camera once u use this battery grip. well, the salesman was saying that the battery grip is suitable for those who go camping. duh.... obviously you can't charge ur camera in a jungle. there i was staring at kf's eyes again. he was again fixing his gaze to that battery grip. he was not blinking at all!!!!! but, how often he goes for camping? he was not even a scout! i bet he can't set up his own tent and light a fire. this is just being ridiculous again. OK OK... that grip cost another RM 399 (50% discount kononnya)

item 3 : a lens filter that is capable of filtering DUST!!! as if lar that camera has allergic rhinitis. that cost another RM 100

total : RM 3198

LAZY LIL PRINCESS

item 1 : a plate of mihun goreng that cost RM 6.50 in Low Yat

item 2 : a packet of famous amos that cost only RM 7.70

total : RM 14.20

so, who says that girls spend more huh? look at these lucky boys.

we saw Dr Shind and gigantic Dr CBH in KL. trust me, they don't look like docs at all. they were like uncles with big tummies if you had not known them. then, i came back to my senses. docs are human too. i believe that most of my XYs friends have big tummies now.

cheesy chocos

another week has passed by and i had became wiser. how relieved i was that O&G EPT is finally over and i will be saying hello to the female version of Prof MV. Hmm... this female version of MV is shorter than me (oh!! i am so proud of being me now..... simply because somebody is shorter than me. wink wink ) CK said that Dr MM laughed like a witch. so, if i am afraid of her.... i wonder how do kids stand her. Ok, i pity those kiddos now. i can't imagine her holding a toy in her hand and trying her best to build a rapport with those lil gullible children.

hmm.... just a recap on what happened last week. Sweet tasha gave me a packet of cheesy white chocos while i was still snoring underneath my pinkish comforter. let's hope that my pillowcase was not drenched with those secretions from the angle of my mouth. eueekss.. i discovered those chocos when i stepped out of my room for dinner. i was so happy to receive chocos although it was not val's day or friendship day. hehe... thanks tasha!! i love you :p so, what happened to those chocos? not to mention how hard kf was eyeing on them. i bet that he was drooling over my chocos. syarhan saw my chocos and popped in one of them too. then, there he was.... 'manis sangat lar. i donno why girls love to eat sweet stuffs. you know... you can get diabetes!'

so, if you had consumed cheesy stuffs.... you will gain weight??!! a close friend of mine, CLKW had always crave for cheese and he had gain some weight too. ohh too bad!! i am not going to believe this myth. i had the opportunity to weigh and measure my height during the weekend in dataran pahlawan. there's a new weighing machine outside the ladies. all you need to do is to feed 40 cents to that sophisticated machine and you'll get your measurements printed on a paper.

Look!! i am 157.5 cm tall and weigh just 46 kg. i don't think that by being 157.5cm is short for a cute lil chinese fair skin girl like me. at least, i don't have to fall into the category of high risk pregnancy. being 46kg means that i can donate blood too. ya ya.... i am proud of being me again.

i shall donate blood one day................one day.